MERRY CHRISTMAS. QUESTIONABLE TASTE.
HARD TO EXPLAIN. EASY TO GIFT.

The perfectChristmasgift

…if you have a sense of humour.

The Titanium Candle by Hard Feeling. Beautifully wrapped. Wildly misinterpreted. A decorative gift for your favourite terrible influence.
No flame. All the festive drama.

Give them a Christmas story Big laughs, from$29.00
Gift boxA card with attitude
THE VERY MERRY / VERY QUESTIONABLE EDITThree satin-metal decorative candles with rounded flared heads, styled with burgundy ribbon, a Christmas bauble and fir branches
HO. HO.OH.
UNDER THE TREE. OVER THE TOP.S / M / L

01 / CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF AWKWARD

How close
are you, exactly?

One object. Three sizes.
Match their sense of humour.
And their shelf space, obviously.

CONCEPT IMAGERY
01 / 02

The Titanium Candle

HF / ORIGINAL 001

Beautiful object. Suspicious shape. A Christmas gift they will absolutely show the group chat.

Size matters. For the shelf, at least.
The card is the punchline. Included

“You made the naughty list. This felt appropriate.”

0 / 140

Choose your size and make it personal.

✓ Gift box included✓ Explanations are on you

For decoration only. Not a working candle or a sex toy. Not intended for insertion into the body. For adults with a sense of humour.

02 / CHECK YOUR LIST. TWICE.

Who’s on your
naughty list?

There’s a size for every inside joke.
Pick your person. We’ll set up the gift.

Open charcoal gift box with a decorative metal sculpture and a lime greeting cardYes. We thought that too.

03 / CHRISTMAS MORNING, UPGRADED

The packaging:
very serious.
The contents:
debatable.

Put it under the tree. Let them open it.
First comes “Oh, that’s beautiful.”
Then comes the Christmas everyone remembers.

01A rigid gift box with a magnetic closure
02A greeting card that says just enough
03A conversation piece that stays a conversation
Give them that moment

THE DOUBLE TAKE. IN THREE ACTS.

“Oh, that’s
beautiful.”

Give it a second.

IMAGINED REACTIONS. ACTUAL FRIENDSHIPS MAY VARY.

06 / BEFORE YOU RUIN CHRISTMAS. BEAUTIFULLY.

You have questions.
We get it.

Some we expected.
The others? We’d rather not know.

Is it an actual candle?

It is a decorative sculpture called the Titanium Candle. No wick, no flame, no fragrance. The only thing it sparks is a conversation.

Could I use it for…?

Decoration. Full stop. This object is not a sex toy, is not intended for insertion into the body, and must not be used that way. Its place is on the shelf.

What is in the gift box?

Your chosen decorative candle, a fitted insert, and a card with your selected message. Explaining why you bought this is your creative responsibility.

Can I add my own joke?

Yes. Select “Write your own” and add up to 140 characters for the card. Add engraving of up to 24 characters for an even more personal misunderstanding.

Is it ready to give at Christmas?

Your gift includes a box and a greeting card. Choose “Merry Christmas”, “Secret Santa”, or write your own message. Available shipping options and delivery information are shown at checkout. Please check the store’s shipping policy before ordering for a specific date.

How do I place an order?

Choose an available size, add your card and optional engraving, then add it to your bag. Review your selection and continue to checkout to see delivery options and available payment methods.

BE THE REASON THEY REMEMBER THIS CHRISTMAS.

Good tidings.
Bad intentions.

Put something ridiculous under the tree
The Titanium CandleFrom $29.00Pick a size